TMI Tuesday post:
I have masturbated five times today, and three times yesterday, and an equally high amount basically since I got back. My medication is supposed to absolutely kill my sex drive, why is it doing the opposite? I don’t want any sex drive at all until I start dating again D: how inconvenient. Also my meds were supposed to reduce my appetite but they have not D: ugh damn wellbutrin
I am really in the mood to top right now.
I want to be kissed, I want to be snuggled up against, I want to be touched, groped, scratched, I want to be fucked, I want to be loved. Another year, I can do this.
tmi post
I’m on my phone otherwise I’d put it under a “read more” but here’s your warning.
I just tried out the new sex toy I bought myself. It’s a masturbatory toy (like a fleshlight but better- it’s a tenga fancy thing), not a butt thing. That…felt so incredibly amazing. I had literally the best orgasm I’ve ever had in my entire life. Oh my god is that kind of how topping feels? Holy fuck I am still reeling from the strength of that orgasm, I’m out of breath! jfc that was incredible and *well* worth the money. Oh my god. I’m speechless. I am so so glad I got that for myself. Oh my god. If that’s what topping is like I will NEVER bottom again because holy fuck.
I am so glad my sex drive is p much dead right now. Yeah I’ll want it back whenever I have a boyfriend again but sooo glad my libido’s diminished so much.
um…. wat? I am so….what? So many different kinds of wrong like….why. I swear people have just forgotten how to say hello? And sorry about the rape but um…
Ugh, I get so creeped out by a majority of gay porn blogs. “this is why I had a son so he could be a raped pussy whore’ and shit like that and idk it’s just creepy and weird like… ugh. consenting adults. that’s all I ask for, but apparently that’s asking too much -_- don’t get me wrong I love rough sex but uh …. yeah
I just ate a whole pizza and I just got done masturbating I really want to go to sleep omg I can barely keep my eyes open. But I can’t sleep now otherwise is be up at 1am also thank god for autocorrect I can’t type for shit rn I’m so
Sleepy
I’m just laying on the couch going through some porn blogs and sexting with this really hot guy and you know you can fill in the blanks and then
my computer starts playing Mozart’s The Magic Flute (Die Zauberflöte). Specifically The Queen of the Night’s aria. And yeah I mean it just kinda killed that mood. Don’t get me wrong I love opera, especially Magic Flute, but…not when I’m jacking off. Lord that soprano coloratura just killed my boner.
My back hurts so much D:
I’d really…really like a massage right now. Someone please come give me one. Please.
I want a blowjob and I want to bottom rn (and then we could flip or something idk)
I fail at productivity today so I’m just gonna eat more naan and masturbate
maybe also take a nap and play FFIII idk
Question: “I have five minutes to masturbate before I have to go to school…can I do it?”
Answer: “Not exactly.” Now I’m gonna be late. Oh well.
