March 2012
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it feels like my heart is ripping in two. and no, this is not BSG related. it’s a real-life kind of thing.
can’t stop this horrible [emotional] feeling. just want to rip my own heart out to stop the pain [and the nausea].
oh gods please help me.
my boyfriend and I, on my strong dislike of Col....
Troy: You don't need to feel that violent, sheesh. No need to throw them both [Ellen and Tigh] out of an airlock or anything [I was actually kinda joking about that..not really]
Me: I just really don't like those two. I dislike alcoholics in general [other than the fabulous Lucille Bluth... but then again, she's not leading the last of our species away from extinction...]
Troy: I love you..
February 2012
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wait… am.. am I kind of sympathizing with the cylons? wait what
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noooo why is Boomer a cylonnnnn whyyyyy. whyyy do they always make my favorite characters evil or deaddd.
also why are they typically asian? first tosh, and then a character from Farscape, and now Boomer. Auuughhh.
Now what to do while skipping/taking a sick day. I know!
Battlestar Galactica marathon! :D
skipping class.
I’m sick and tired [literally. I’m sick, and I’m also exhausted]. Soooo I’m skipping class. I’ve just gotta write two essays for spanish, but I can email those to her.
wheee. exhausted. I want coffee though. But I don’t want to move anywhere.
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glad I did not decide to be upset/passive aggressive with my boyfriend. got a back massage, free lunch, and a blowjob outta it.
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I may or may not have anger problems/a bad temper sometimes which may/may not mix with passive-aggressiveness. I know I know. Not good and I’m trying to fix it. Excessive anger is never good.
Any tips to help calm anger like that?
take that, chem!
Got a 95 on my analytic chem exam - and that’s without the curve he’s gonna give us. I’m really happy about this, guys :D
Got a… erm. Well. I passed my organic chemistry 2 exam. At least I didn’t fail pathetically like my first exam in that class [read: got a 42 on the first exam].
Yeah. That is all.
dear people who slam their brakes and completely pull to a stop when the light barely turns yellow,
the fuck is wrong with y’all? it’s like you’re begging to get rear ended ugh.
love, disgruntled driver.
Ugh I need MIA’s complete discography but I can’t torrent it [my internet provider has already sent a notice about it - they know o_o]. So. Yeah.
Life’s gotten so much more inconvenient now that I can’t illegally download shit D: I don’t have the money to buy a bunch of her CDs sigh.
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had a dream which involved a blizzard and a whole bunch of kangaroos somehow got transported to my neighbourhood and they kept falling over cos they didn’t know how to move through two-three feet of snow.
okay, brain. that… works.
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liveblogging desi party
I’ve decided to just say “fuck it” and barricade myself in my room. I’ve locked myself in and I’m getting ready for bed.
I win at life, y’all.
THESE KIDS ARE TRASH-TALKING HAYAO MIYAZAKI SOMEONE HOLD MAH DRINK
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liveblogging desi party
maybe I should just go to sleep. also wtf these middle schoolers are talking about how ‘hardcore’ they are for playing call of duty. =___=
liveblogging desi party
I just want to make a bowl of ramen and go to sleep but instead I have to listen to these old drunk uncles and aunties sing horribly on karaoke fml not cool when you have bad headaches y’all.
liveblogging desi party
these kids are so loud and obnoxious [they’re talking about grades and bragging and other typical indian kid stuff] I just want to throw my margarita at them and laugh as the salt stings them go to sleep.
sneaked up a cup of straight-up vodka.
alright, I can do this indian party, yalla.
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desi/indian party woes
I’m tired and have a headache but we’re hosting a desi [indian] party tonight and blechh. Already so boring, and since I’m in my own house I can’t sneak drinks away and just get drunk. Sigh. And I have to deal with all these aunties and the drunk aunties and uncles and the karaoke oh god the karaoke
First…. world problems, kinda. Though my cousins in Delhi feel the...
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That awkward moment when
buildanewbeginning:
Teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being homosexual.
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It's times like these where I wish I were white...
So. I really want to learn how to fire a gun. It’ll be good defense if I ever need it, it’s good stress relief, and I aspire to be even at least 0.001% as hot as Sofia Vergara while doing so.
Sadly I’m brown and probably can’t get gun lessons or anything without a billion warning flags going up *sigh* I asked my flamboyant boyfriend to join me to try to keep a few flags...
Since it’s only 9am, I can’t drink my sorrows away [that ochem exam] so I’ve decided to go to Whole Foods and drown my sorrows in a breakfast burrito or something equally delicious. Yalla.
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ochem 2 test. pray for me, y’all.
no jk don’t but wish me luck or something.
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Saw this extremely fine-ass man in a tight paramedic’s uniform- just wanted to do lewd and lascivious activities with him.
Then, unfortunately, I saw him getting into his ginormous pickup, complete with oversized wheels and truck-testicles. I cringed and crossed myself. Sorry bout your microscopic dick, bruh.
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I *would* email a customer and misspell "incense"...
oh dear. “5 packets of incest would be something like $5.40”
“When the newspapers were full of alarms about Iran possibly developing a nuclear...”
– Howard Zinn on Kurt Vonnegut (via axelgonz08)
Hokay so
I’m giving up sugar-y drinks/sodas/cheese for Lent. I don’t drink sodas all too often anyway, so that shouldn’t be an issue. The sugary drinks and the cheese, though. It’ll put me back on the right track towards veganism.
Yeah I’m not Catholic, I’m just kinda using Lent to kick-start a diet or something. I’ve always given up something or another for Lent,...
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Analytic lab report completed [whew]. Now on to organic chemistry’s benzyllic [EAS, NAS I & II] and aldehyde/ketone reactions yalla!
Though it’s really distracting because this creepy old man is sitting next to me in the computer lab and he’s muttering and at times yelling at his computer screen. He’s watching something on hulu. It’s really weird, especially cos...
The only way to survive this summer.
ummritthhuh:
Become a raging alcoholic. My 8 oz flask is on its way as we speak.
^this is one of the innumerable reasons we’re best friends. *high five*