February 2012
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dear very cute, shirtless runner who always wears super skin tight shorts:
keep at it, dat ass makes my day.
love, dat ass’ admirer.
god damnit I always run into my ex when I am looking super crappy and he’s looking really handsome. fml
goin' to the doctor yeahhh!
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my sinus infection keeps just getting much… much worse.
already in bed and it’s barely 7pm hopefully it’s a bit better tomorrow. I’ve got an essay due at 2pm that I haven’t started yet :x
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went to the gym for the first time in a while
30 minutes elliptical/350 calories and some weights [my muscles have atrophied so much omg I’m so weak now]. But still not bad considering I have a pretty sucky sinus infection? :D I’ll just do elliptical until I lose some weight and can run again without breaking my knees from being overweight XD
I dunno. I’m just tired of being fat and not fitting into my old clothes. So fuck...
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gay republicans enfuriate me like nobody's...
You dumb motherfucking bitch stop bashing prop 8’s unconstitutional ruling. What the fuck is wrong with you, were you dropped on your head as a baby? =___=
It’s like you hate your own existence eugh.
damn flu floating around campus =____=
should be doing homework, but am instead just browsing the interwebz aka tumblr.
sigh. I don’t feel good today, and I can just feel myself spiraling down into some sort of flu or head cold. It’s not pleasant, and I don’t have enough energy to give any fucks today. But I have to read a paper for spanish and then write about it, and then I have to do some random architecture...
he just called [finally]
him: you sound sad, like your cat died or something.
it’s just the way I sound when I haven’t eaten for a day and a half.
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I am obnoxiously hungry and cranky right now. Troy better hurry the fuck up, I haven’t eaten since breakfast yesterday.
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Anonymous asked: Is your beard long enough for Troy to hold onto while face fucking you?
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I forgot how good I was at taking tequila shots.
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I love the superbowl.
I don’t understand all the haters. Lots of food, booze, and hot men in tights tackling each other whilst grunting and shouting? Sounds like the dream, y’all.
I’m going to Rabia’s superbowl party today, and I’m her “date” for her afghani aunts and family. So I’m her beard. Kind of.
So yeah. Whatever, should be fun cos bitch I’m fabulous.
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sir-redcrosse replied to your post: dis aunty bitch stole a carton of saffron from our…
she’s probably like “IM FAMILY, IT’S FREE.” bitches these days.
she’s not actually my aunt. aunty is just what you call all indian older women, pretty much. “aunty” and “uncle”.
but I was like.. seriously, bitch? you stole saffron? get the fuck out, ho. At least I...
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dis aunty bitch stole a carton of saffron from our store.
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sherlock-hound:
russia is actually really cool like if you’ve ever looked at the history/historiography of it its basically Extreme Difficulty Mode for historians there has never been a more complex and convoluted collection of alliances conflicts confederations religious disputes ideological infighting insane rulers secret societies covert activities and bad dance music in the world
shamuswamu asked: WHY DOES TROY LOOK LIKE RON WEASLY
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Winning.
depressed, drinking wine in a coffee mug in my underwear, and watching 30 Rock.
good morning, world.
my legs are in a lot of pain, my head is throbbing, I am fatigued, still feeling very depressed, and freaking out about my organic chemistry exam on friday.
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January 2012
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Fighting the temptation to post gay nekkid-ness...
I am so very tempted to post a picture with this guy’s ass. Oh my god, what an ass. It’s… it’s the most magnificent thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
Sigh. It’s times like this I am sad that I try to keep my blog pg13 and keep the offensive material to a minimum.
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I added too much Bailey’s to my coffee and I don’t have any more coffee to mix in. Now my once-delicious coffee tastes too alcoholic.
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