ugh, I feel like a horrible person for enjoying the song, “thrift shop”. I dislike macklemore and stuff but idk this song is catchy, and it makes me laugh because it just reminds me of old indian aunties (specifically I just end up thinking of all of the old gujrati aunties in the houston temple we went to).
hey anon- I’ll answer your query in a little while. I just woke up, and you probably think it’s super late but I tend to go to bed early (y’know, because I wake up this early). I’ll get around to answering it soon, once my brain is a little more awake haha because my response right now is basically just because “men are stupid” but obv that’s not at all my answer, haha. I’ll be more loquacious after I’ve had some coffee and wake up.
With all the yoga and squats and stuff I can feel my butt getting more muscular and I love it. I love just like…grabbing my butt and just touching it. It even makes a slightly different sound when slapped now! Idk it’s fun and hello better booty, how’re you doin’
nnooo you can’t have bicycle for your birthday, bicycle DOES NOT EXIST. you get homocycle or heterocycle.
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Dating, depression, and you: how to keep that crazy from pouring out and scaring your man away.
Chapter 1- Curbing the urge to be passive aggressive: a seven-step method
Chapter 2- Reread chapter 1 because you’re still probably passive-aggressive as fuckGood. I’m feeling less depressed and I’m reelin’ in the crazy emotional boyfriend thing. That look ain’t cute, y’all. Hopefully I’ll keep feeling this…well, I wouldn’t say happy, but hopefully I’ll keep feeling this relatively less depressed for a while
You can basically eat me the fuck out
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